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From the Office of the Vice Mayor

by Skeleton Meat

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glenndavisaudio A rare combo of bizarre, vulnerable & funny. For any awkward person who likes synths & drum machines. Favorite track: Sick.
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Meagan Jane Marron Cohesive and varied, controlled chaos with wonderful stream-of-consciousness word play. Both humorous and melancholy, there is a lot here to love! I’m already on my third listen - Highly recommended! Favorite track: King Kong (Frog Went a-Courtin').
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1.
Benadryl 03:30
raised ms. hendrick's ire when i played sweet caroline and i don't wanna feel like a liar but i don't wanna look you in the eye cause you'll definitely notice i'm tired and my allergies have blurred my sight you'll prolly wonder how your cat's dander might affect me through the night but i don't know i don't wanna sleep in my home and i don't know still don't wanna sleep on my own and i might groan if i wake up wine-drunk and snifflin' some then i'll definitely certainly know that it beats waking up and wishing for someone feel like part of me shows when i brush my teeth and take off my clothes when i do that twitch thing and i blow my nose if i neglect to brush then i'll know that you know if i talk in my sleep then i'll know you can hear me if i walk in my sleep you'll get a net out maybe hunt me down like a bug in AC and pocket me up for your safekeeping i don't know i don't wanna sleep in my home and i don't know still don't wanna sleep on my own doesn't feel right sleep 8 pm to midnight and i know that my windows are locked and secure so why don't i feel safe when i sleep alone here what if the intruder is a ghost or a demon a simple lock won't keep it out it knows secrets it prolly knows my log-ins and all my passcodes it prolly uses my Crunchyroll to watch its favorite shows i don't know i don't wanna sleep in my home and i don't know still don't wanna sleep on my own and i might groan if i wake up wine-drunk and snifflin some then i'll definitely certainly know that it beats waking up and wishing for someone hung up a sword in my home cause i don't wanna live with a gun on my own and i can slice up a demon and i can cut through their bones and a weak spot will glow when its health bar gets low if our battle gets loud i might have to wake you up briefly and i don't have the stats to fight quiet and sneaky cover your ears and stare at the ceiling or add up the sheep till your eyes get sleepy i don't know i don't wanna sleep in my home and i dont know still dont wanna sleep on my own
2.
Saverz 02:36
and i wish i could write those incisive kinda rhymes that slide like butter and cut like a knife but my liver's preoccupied detoxifying an elixer i bought at Saverz my chakra's out of balance my third eye has a stye and i've got a craving for the flavor of cheap boxed wine wanna say i think you're beautiful then i spilled a pack of Skittles into your purse not a rapper i'm a broken washing machine just the chatter of the crickets in evening x2 courageous trip to Saverz, courageous bite on a cankre sore courageously admitting i'm not over her or bravely adding my name to the fireworks petition or the one about the new neighborhood addition i don't really support.. not a rapper i'm a broken washing machine just the chatter of the crickets in the evening x2 and i'm a fan of The Gentle Soul cause when you peel back its layers it's beautiful i subscribe to a mantra that states that: "'sorry' sounds rude and 'thank you' sounds great" hold my breath, don't look you in the eye it's a win for a sneeze or a cough or a lie i feel like a turtle that's flipped up now my shell feels dumb and useless not a rapper i'm a broken washing machine just the chatter of the crickets in the evening x2
3.
Pie Chart 03:03
folks ask me to make a pie chart and i can't the data's suited for a line graph my neighbor asked me to turn it down at 10 and i can't i make music when i'm drunk and i'm sad but i'd do it for you i'd do it for you x3 my mom wants me to be a better man than i am i wish woulda thought to try that i'm dry i'm cold i feel old i wanna buy a second chance alex trebek died and i said "what is i'd do it for you" i'd it for you x3
4.
Quiet Hours 03:01
oh god a mirror x2 do you think i look like i'm dead in this light? do you like that look on this kind of night? i think i look handsome and kind i think i look quiet after 9 just throw it away everything i'd said garbage patch pail kids got a new addition to their ranks and friends are hard to find i feel like a villain for being alive just throw it away everything i'd said garbage patch pail kids got a new addition to their ranks clutching my knees i can hold me but my legs are too big to hold the whole me wish they'd wrap around me, comfortably like i prolly could do when i was 15 but throw it away everything i say garbage patch pail kids got a new addition for their ranks guy knocked on my door at 9:30 and i'm sitting on the floor at 10:35 have to live in my apartment to be alive but i've gotta make noise or what's the point of my life? you could just throw it away everything i'd said garbage patch pail kids got a new addition to their ranks oh god a mirror who's that devil in the mirror? handsome devil put it away everything i'd say understand that i'm a guy like you unless we're very different
5.
i'm a down-to-earth guy i've got normal styles and both of my exes work in IT tech girls love my personality "Poet Laureate" - don't know what that means if it's award then it's one that i'll achieve win it for John Korg trying to be yours eaten alive just trying to be yours Skeleton Meat impresses John Korg :) and I don't wanna get dead I don't wanna get dead x11 i think of crucified mice i think of Pontious Feline i think of roommate Eli big rat in his wall died big seed planted in my mind little sprout whispered this inside: "buddy, just stay alive, buddy, just get not dead, buddy, just stay alive, buddy, just get not dead" and i don't wanna get dead i don't wanna get dead x5
6.
Sick 03:05
you make me sick i'll pay for this i make you sick we'll pay for this i'm flabbergasted by your laughter after caught in your room this afternoon and morning mourning the love i had for you and cashew eyes collide with mine, the green kind puffed up from talkin about stuff you said i cry too much but i think i cry enough you make me sick i'll pay for this i make you sick we'll pay for this and i cried when my cat died i cry when he's alive in my dreams at night, you empathize cause you're ingrained in my brain like clothes with coffee stains and "climate's what we expect, but weather's what we get" that's Mark Twain i lost a lung when i broke that microwave i got from you it popped and screeched and the smoke filled up the room like a barbecue the manufacturer might ask for some proof of proper use i made a grape split apart and spit a ray of fiery goo i makes me sick i'll pay for it it looked so sick i'll pay for it it looked so sick and i remember my past lives i remember when i died and i dreamed that i was born a fly but then i landed on a grape and the door it sealed my fate it was a beatiful sight before i died i cursed My God for making me a fly "the lightning ain't distributed right" that's Mark Twain
7.
i know my personality's bad but things go unplanned, sometimes you think i'm rad that makes me happy and when things are happening i hardly remember the past i don't remember you now your name is smoke in my hands and although her name escapes me right now she likes a Bossanova Man although she escapes me right now i know i'll be a better man and i know it escapes me right now cause our love is smoke in my hands i still see you around my words pour out and they fall to the ground yet still i'm happy my words hit the walls and they bounce all around and they get blurry my language is gone and it's grinding me down but it still passes the time for me i remember what you said back then: "she likes a Bossanova Man" i'm just a slick-talkin two-timin picture of a hopeless disgrace the apple of my eye is really just a egg on my face Osaka, Bora Bora, Sicily, the Gibraltar Strait travelled the world to catch her eye but they were not to her taste these Ipanema Girls, like water they just slip out of place evaporate into the sky and then just fall back as rain join waterways because they really only savor the chase your name is smoke in my hand and although her name escapes me right now she likes a Bossanova Man although she escapes me right now i know i'll be a better man and i know it escapes me right now cause our love is smoke in my hands
8.
i wanna feel alive my brain's been colonized i wanna catch a poe and sell its soul for dough i wanna take that dough i wanna trade it for an "Amulet that Makes Me Immune to your Words", a "Helmet and a Shield that Makes Me Look Nice to Girls" and set bonus: it makes the best cook in the world with my armor i'd cook up your favorite meals and when you take the first bite this is how you feel: ! how much of my hair has fallen into my food? and what percent of hair to food do i consume? enchanted helmet tight on my head, upgraded twice to serve the function of a hair net screamed in my head the night that you called me a hook-mouth fish who's shouting "you caught me" split into two like the myth of the earth worm my head is all i need to dig through the dirt i wanna feel alive my brain's been colonized i wanna catch a poe and sell its soul for dough i wanna take that dough i wanna trade it for an "Amulet that Makes Me Immune to your Words", a super powered "Sword that Can Cut Through Plastic and the Silence in the Air Between the Questions You're Asking" with my sword i'll clear out the air in here and when i make that first slice this is how you'll feel: ! took some damage i'll pull out my tome and i'll heal and when i cast that first spell this is how you'll feel: ! Zolda casted Zombie so the heal did damage now i'm off to his lair being held as a hostage
9.
Jacko 05:08
carving a pumpkin so it looks like it's grinning holds up to frost and the wrinkles and the rotting shipped a batch in from western Colorado place them in a field and maybe the children won't know maybe the children will say "that's where these grow" i feel on my own i feel so alone drank a Miller Lite that drink got warm overnight i feel so alone i feel on my own i feel so alone drank a Miller Lite that drink got warm overnight different, but still it's different
10.
Frog went a courtin' and he did ride King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o With a sword and pistol by his side King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Ki-mo-kee-mo-ki-mo-kee Way down yonder in the hollow tree with the owl and the bat and the bumblebee King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o He took Miss Mouse up on his knee way down yonder in the hollow tree with the owl and the bat and the bumblebee king kong kitcha kitcha ki-me-o He said "little mouse will you marry me?" way down yonder in the hollow tree with the owl and the bat and the bumblebee king kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Miss Mouse had suitors three or four King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o And there they came right through the door King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Ki-mo-kee-mo-ki-mo-kee Way down yonder in the hollow tree with the owl and the bat and the bumblebee King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o They grabbed Mister Frog and began to fight King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o In that hollow tree it was a terrible night King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Miss Mouse turned away she couldn't bear to look the tree did groan as it sway and it shook with the rain and the thunder and the rippling brook king kong kitchie kitchie ki me o Mister Hare wound up for his fierce left hook the tree did groan as it sway and it shook Mister Frog got low and Mister Hare mistook his position for a duck and not a seismic throw Mister Frog hurled the suitors to the floor King kong kitchie kitchie seismic throw With his sword and his pistol he killed all four King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Ki-mo-kee-mo-ki-mo-kee Cold manslaughter in the second degree With the owl and the bat and the bumblebee King kong kitchie kitchie crime-eo They went to the parson the very next day King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o And left on their honeymoon right away King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Ki-mo-kee-mo-ki-mo-kee Way down yonder in the hollow tree An owl and a bat and a bumblebee King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Now they live far off in a hollow tree King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o Where they now have wealth and children three King kong kitchie kitchie ki-me-o

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released October 31, 2021

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With contributions from:

Maxwell Lewis (maxdeadroom.com)
Guitar on track 3

Ursula Gerstbach
Vocals on track 7

Mastered by:
Glenn Davis (glenndavisaudio.com)
Album artwork by:
Bethany Habegger (bethanyhabegger.com)
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